NotSwirlyRockStar

"This is still SAwksSS," Julie announced to everyone, but nobody cared. Heroes Tribe The Heroes returned to HEAVEN after Tribal Council, which required them all to commit a cult suicide, which gained insane news coverage. Everyone was kind of like "w/e" at Aura dying, except Skyler, who was running around Heaven, smashing buildings of pure ivory with his fists and pissing on the streets of gold, as angel onlookers watched, horrified. Skyler – The One True Messiah: "So first off, last night, I was BEYOND furious because my tribe lost a fucking challenge, like what the hell?  I'M on this tribe; how the fuck could we LOSE??!?!?  Ugh, t

"This is still SAwksSS," Jeff announced to everyone, but nobody cared. Tani Tribe The Fans returned to camp after like a fifteen hour hike, and all just kind of died. Aura – Professional Nice Person: "At Tribal Council last night, which was just swell, by the way, kari10101 was voted out of our tribe, the Tani Tribe, also known as the Fans, which is a really good tribe, and I am very happy to be on it.  There were six votes given to her, by the majority alliance consisting of SkylerJB, punx193, Lallama12, KW-Moonlight, agreenparrot, and myself, AuraMasterFox, which is a great alliance and I am honored to be a part of it.  The four vo

"This is still SAwksSS," Jeff announced to everyone. Ayanfe Tribe The Favorites returned to camp, and all immediately went back to bed, because the limo ride back was a little bumpy and they were all exhausted. "I just want to thank you all for saving me!" Hers yelled at them all. "Get bent," the four cunts that voted with him said as they went to their rooms. Coc – Englund: "Last night, me and my alliance, even though we never really formed an alliance at all except for me and Swirly, voted out Shadow over Hers, because Shadow was a huge threat.  He was the leader of the 'Smoke Weed Everyday' movement, and had to be stopped.  Hers

"Welcome to Survivor Awks Swirly Style!" yelled um, I guess just Jeff Probst.  "We've gathered a bunch of random awful cunts off the internet, and we're gonna make them play Survivor!" A shot is shown of nine awful teenagers walking through the jungle.  Clearly most of them have never been outside, and they're all blatantly homosexual.  They stopped to stand in front of Jeff and started gossiping about him. "I was hoping we would get Julie!" parrot said. "Ugh, he's so old and gross now, barf," KW commented. "wtf this asshole's like four feet tall," pg said. "It's a good thing he has a giant dick," Skyler commented. "I'M RIGHT HERE!" Jef